Mama's Day !

Would like to start the entry with a famous memester quote that says, "Nothing is really lost until mom cant find it!". That! That, my friend, is the fact of the century. It is amazing how she takes care of you no matter how old you get. And to be honest, you are much a better person than you actually are when seen through her eyes. You're smarter, you're better, you're more trustworthy, you're infact the most handsome man or the most beautiful female on the planet for her.

She has seen you since the time you were licking and puking in her hands as an infant to the annoying kid who drops his shorts down and runs to the loo to take a crap and call out "Mom!! Kakka Over!!" (In extreme cases you've shat all over on your way running to the loo.). She has seen it all. She has loved you with all she had and seen the dumbest you can get. Oh okie! You think you were smart kid and you haven't done anything stupid, eh? Yeah right! Go ask your mom she might let you know what a smart ass you were to have swallowed the naphthalene balls thinking they were mentos and testing how sharp the scissors were by cutting yourself. C'mon! You were the one who believed doctors cut out your mom's stomach when your sibling was born!

Since she's seen it all, you better be aware of who you messing with when you laugh at her sweet and simple funny Mother's day special moments compiled below.

#1 : Remember Tanya!? Her mom saw her watching Game of Thrones and thought it was porn. She yelled in the beginning and ended up giving her advice on sex!  She was in trouble but the person in deeper shit was her brother when she said "He downloaded 'em for me!"
Woah! Woah! Woah! What the hell is going on in the house?

#2 : Eric's mom ran up to him saying," There is a lady wearing bikini on my Facebook wall! Remove it for me!". He removed the bikini-wearing-ad-post off her wall and she told him about how confusing it is for her to use Facebook. "Never using it again!", she said.
"Eric! I got 14 LIKEs on my profile picture!" , the very next week.

#3 : For few of them mothers are still a source of terror. In Wazeer's case, she very much is. So much that Eric and i were talking about a rumor that Wazeer eloped with this girl and he wasn't around for few days. The two of us burst out laughing saying, "Yeah right! Wazeer's mom would have choke- slammed him like the Undertaker and would've broken his bones into pieces if he'd even thought of it!".

#4 : Mothers and technology don't go hand in hand. My mom called me up and said, "Beta, I want to send you a picture. My Bluetooth is on, but I cant see your device. Please turn on your Bluetooth." My mom was in Oman, I was in India....

#5: Where Hrithik or any other A-graded superstar is hit and smashed his consciousness out by the bad guys. He wakes up a bit and says "Maa! Mujhe shakthi dho!". There you go! There is a Rush of adrenaline and power through his body and he gets himself up and smashes the hell out off the bad guys.

Talking about Bollywood and mothers we cant forget the epic piece of classic Hindi dialogue. Sensational enough that when two of you are waiting for someone .. And one of them asks "Kahan hai woh? Is he gonna come at all?"
Like Rakhee in Karan-Arjun, you reply," Aayega! Aayega! Mera Karan Arjun Aayega!".

No matter how funny or crazy she gets, mothers are the perfect synonym for love and affection in the world.
Personification of care and she defines happiness, support and all the other good words.
For all the mothers in the world and to all the mothers-to-be this year, Happy Mothers day! You people make the world a better place to live.